My first sense of annoyance over the Royal wedding was when I noticed on the BBC News iPhone app had its own subsection for up to the minute updates about the event, along with SPORT, POLITICS and HEALTH. Is it really that important? Well, the BBC and ITV will have 8 HOURS of blanket coverage, its almost as if someone important has died (accidentally).
Here is an animated pre-construction of what the media are going to do.
So is the media coverage of the pre-divorce wedding starting to scrape the inside of your eyeballs? Have no fear, here is a selection of tat to serve as a remembrance to that day off you had in 2011 to bring a smile.
KaTEA bags
If the Tea is not to your taste, have at the ready…
your commemorative sick bag and you can keep the contents.
No royal wedding is complete without some shitty plates, except this is by far the best design I’ve seen. Will depicted here with laser eyes.
And something to wipe dry your sick, a commemorative tea towel
But if budgets are a bit tight in these tough financial times, why not knit your own royal wedding
